Why The Great Adventure Is Better Than A Trip To Hawaii

So here is my new blog, and it is going to be a running blog so you need to help me out with this. What I am going to do is pose an idea based off the premise that The Great Adventure is better than...something (you fill in the blank). I am starting it off with it is better than a trip to Hawaii and I will give ten reasons why. After you have read my entry you need to come up with something the Great Adventure is better than and give ten reasons why you think that is the case. So here it goes...the first entry.

Why the Great Adventure is better than...Hawaii:

10. You can go to Hawaii anytime (most of us never will, but we could) the Great Adventure is only once a year.
9. If Hawaii was all that great it would be called The Great Hawaii, but it isn't so it isn't
8. When it comes down to it Hawaii is just one big Volcano of hot molten lava, but the Great Adventure is a huge volcano of love.
7. Steven Curtis Chapman never did a song called, "This is the Great Hawaii"
6. Hula skirts vs. The Sweet Cape the "teen" character gets to wear, enough said
5. In Hawaii you can get wet but during the Great Adventure you can get Wet and Wild on Wednesday and Friday
4. Going to Hawaii lasts a week or two, what we do in the Great Adventure will last for all eternity
3. There is no chance of being eaten by a shark during the Great Adventure
2. During the Great Adventure we get to lead people to Christ, in Hawaii they just lead people around a dumb mountain.
1. If you go to Hawaii all they will give you is a Leigh, but during the Great Adventure God gives people eternal life